"What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?"

... hat jemand auf reddit.com gefragt. Und die Antworten sind echt der Wahnsinn. Ich habe mehr als einmal lauthals losgelacht und auch mehrmals gedacht: "Oh Gott, wenn mir das passierte, wüsste ich nicht, wie ich reagierte." Kinder können SO gruselig sein!

Hier meine zwei Favoriten:

pipperfloats:
5 year old: "Mommy, when you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever"
To which the 6 year old responds: "That's stupid. Where are you gonna find a jar that big?"

borkmeister:
My five year old adopted little sister has a game she would play, where we would pretend to go around to people's houses and take their children. Once we rounded up enough we would eat them, violently and maliciously. This was her idea, through and through. The name of the game? Social worker.